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| It's named The Host and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not to say I didn't like Twilight(I'm reading the last one now) but Vampires are so passe, also I find it hard to relate to the characters.
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| I said raping a prostitute is just theft.
They said I was going to hell.
I didn't start the conversation. I think if they can't handle following something to the only logical conclusion, they shouldn't even be bringing it up.
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| I was cleaning my(me and my roommate's) room Tuesday(four day weekend, what). When somebody came in, took one look at me and asked if I was getting ready for a room inspection. I, of course, looked at him like he was crazy and said no. Then my roommate chimed in and said I just liked to clean sometimes.
So am I the guy that just likes to clean? When did this happen?
Also, because someone might enjoy it, I was taking a nap that afternoon/early evening when this guy came in, he is well known for having a very strange speech impediment, in that he's always LOUD. He asked my roommate for a cigarette.
Barret "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Moyer "No, I don't have enough to be giving any out."
Barret "Well, can I buy one from you?"
Moyer "No, I don't have enough to be giving any out."
Barret "Well, do you want to go smoke one with me?"
Moyer "No, I just got back from smoking. What are you drinking on?"
Barret "Oh, it's rum, you want some?"
Moyer "No, that's okay."
Barret "Oh, well can I get a cigarette?"
Myself "He's not going to give you a cigarette, now get the fuck out."
After he leaves(which was pretty quickly).
Moyer "Well done."
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| My parents recently revealed their concern about the amount I smoke, or should I say you recently revealed this (Because I'm pretty sure my mom is the only person who reads this anymore). And I do appreciate their concern, I'm not going to stop smoking anytime soon, for their sake I have been scaling back, but there is no chance I won't smoke at any point while I am associated with the military. That's just the way it is.
But I do have a plan, I'm going to stop smoking when my wife has to quit because she's carrying my child. This only seems fair.
Addendum that has absolutely nothing to do with the above. I wouldn't get so pissed off when I lose, if they didn't act so proud when it happened. It's not even as if I lead them on to think I'm any better than they are, my shit-talking is quite within the norm.
I don't know, maybe this is just them acknowledging the fact that I am better than them at everything.
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| Of course not, but a person can dream.
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